From Nathan:
I have decided it is time to speak on behalf of infants around the world regarding this blasted tummy time business. Contrary to popular belief, we are more intelligent than our adult counterparts and here is why. When we cry out, we have very good reason. Typically we are expressing that we are hungry, tired, wet, bored, cold, or want to be held. The cry starts when one of these occurs and ends when it is taken care of. We don't cry to other infants about what is wrong because we go directly to the caretaker who can help. We don't hide our emotions or keep our feelings bottled up inside. We wear all emotions on our sleeves. We eat when hungry and not just for the sake of eating. What is the point? Eating too much hurts. And on the rare occasion we do, we just puke back up the extra onto the person who fed it to us. And finally we give love back to those who show us love.
Now... this expose pertains to wearing my emotions on my sleeve when it comes to the ever so dreaded tummy time. Can anyone understand why in the world we should lay flat out on our tummies for an undefined period of time simply to learn how to roll over and gain strength? I can think of other ways to achieve the same goals without the drama. I understand that my mommy and her mommy and her mommy's mommy (and so on and so forth) slept in cribs on their tummies. However, someone along the way realized that sleeping on tummies had to be changed so we all began sleeping on our backs. We love it! We can breathe easy, we can open our eyes whenever we want and survey our area, we can suck our pacifier, we can use our heads to look side to side, and we can do 3 snaps in z formation. We spend numerous hours during the day on our backs. Then, it never fails, at some point during the day, an adult comes at us with the surprise of a stalking tiger and places us face down for tummy time. It always happens so fast that personally, I don't realize what is even happening until the head rush subsides. Once the blurred vision becomes sharp again we express our displeasure and cry. Meanwhile, our adult caretakers sit back and either ignore the situation or try to make it better by sticking toys and mirrors in front of our face. PUHLEASE! We are not dumb. We like what we like and conversely, hate what we hate. And we HATE tummy time. It's a pointless waste of 15 minutes. If you want us to roll over so badly then wait until we are old enough to do so. Tummy time proves nothing except that we have lungs to scream with and muscles to kick with. Anyway, sorry if this seemed brutal but it was time to speak out.
Kisses and Coos,
Nathan
Nathan